Diana Memorials

Ahoy me hearties and god rest her soul! Not two things that usually to together.
But here in the Diana memorial playground they go together fine. OK; I get the “god rest her soul” what about “Ahoy me hearties”? the playground is themed on Peter Pan, pirate ship, tree walk, tee pees you get the idea.
I take it all three Buggies immediately ran off in all directions true, but the playground is fully enclosed with a man on the gate right by the coffee shop.
What did they make of it? My only attempt at showing them Peter Pan resulted in them refusing to watch anything as soon as a pirate appeared so they didn't really get the reference; that said they had lots of fun in the sand pit making a desert island and lots of fun on general climbing frames and slides and things.

How about the other more famous Diana memorial Sadly Mr Health and Mrs Safety beat us to it. not allowed to drink the water?
actually, I think that is the only thing you are allowed to do, or at least the only thing they didn't tell us about. So what can't you do? all the fun stuff; splashing, running in the water, walking in the water, running near the water, walking next to the water But... on the plus side, it is actually worth a visit and standing in the water was allowed.


What did the pirate say when his leg got stuck in the freezer? Shiver me timbers!


What: Diana memorials
Where: Hyde Park
Getting there: Tube to Bayswater
Cost: Free; but the playground will have queues on a nice day
Again: Aghhhhbolutely
Try: There are plenty of other playgrounds in London but none like this one
Top tip: Did I mention they have a coffee shop in the playground?

Persian New Year at the British Museum

Happy Nowruz. Ahhh, that will be Persian new year. As celebrated by the people of modern Iran? and the British Museum.
So how do the Iranians celebrate. Big feast; painting eggs; music, that sort of thing (according to Wikipedia). and the British Museum we listened to music; painted eggs made monster wings and tail and contributed to carpet tiles (I couldn't find any reference to the latter two in Wikipedia for Nowruz; but the monsters were based on Persian art and the Persians were famous for their carpets. And the big feast we took ham and cheese butties.

So what were the tiles? Each participant was given a white ceramic tile, pens to draw on glass and a sheet about a type of Persian art (we had geometric shapes). Using only two colours the participant then drew something inspired by what was on the sheet. Finally these were arranged according to strict rules into a complete display. How did it go down? B drew his tile with his standard rapid fire approach leaving D to complete his with all the precision of a 5 year old; this took half an hour so I take it as a success.

D's favourite "Painting eggs" fairly standard egg painting; we can repeat the exercise at Easter. It has to be said he put more effort into the tiles.

B's favourite tile "my one"

What: Persian New Year
Where: British Museum
Getting there: Walk from Holborn
Cost: Free

Medieval Armour at the Wallace Collection

The Wallace Collection; isn't that all about 18th Century furniture and paintings? yes, well, that and other stuff. We started off upstairs looking at these.

Did they find anything interesting? generally all D needs is an animal in a picture and he's happy to look at it and they had plenty of pendulum clocks for B & L.

What other stuff? we actually went hunting for a bowl made by Palissy showing snakes, lobsters and fish. did you find it? we gave up and started looking at armour on the ground floor instead. This showed armour and arms from various places throughout the world from European knight chic to samurai swards (horses and cannons included).

Any more? plus in the basement a few replica items including chain mail to try on? Sadly they only had adult sizes which kind of drowned L (aged 20 months). D's first reaction was "Hey! its like 'the return of the arthropods'"

On leaving the have-a-go-armoury we also found the relocated Palissy bowl; by then the Buggies weren't too interested though. Hey ho, another day...

What: Mainly armour
Where: Wallace collection
Getting there: Walk from Bond Street
Cost: Free
Try: The Tower has a good display of armoury; there is also the imperial war museum and national army museum (I haven't visited either).

What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight? Sir Render!

Glassblowing demo at London Glassworks

Forget the bull in a china shop how about a child in a glass shop? it was a bit frightening at times when you notice your 4 year-old reaching out for a vase that would require a new mortgage to replace but the shop was hardly the main spectacle?
What was that then? the mince pies that both the Biggers demanded on entry then decided they didn't like.
Really? no; it was a demonstration of hand created glassware. I was expecting D to be fascinated with this but he was too preoccupied with the need to spend my money. B however was interested and watched the demonstration very attentively. They variously demonstrated making glasses and did a couple of demonstrations with a commentary so we now all know the technical reason for thumbing in and that although making a handle looks difficult, it is much harder than it looks.
How did they take to kids wandering around glassware displays and near furnaces with temperatures in excess of 1000C? Quite relaxed, as it turns out. They were very friendly even answering questions from D (maybe he was interested).
And L? slept.

What: Glassblowing demonstration
Where: London Glassworks
Getting there: Short walk from Blackhorse Road Tube
Cost: Free, unless you buy something. There was a donation bucket with last months gas bill attached to it.
Again: Its quite local to us and its only on annually so perhaps next year.

African t-shirt printing at the British Museum

What was it? It was advertised as t-shirt making but the t-shirts were already made leaving the kids (thankfully) to just print them.

How did it work? the printing was done by carving shapes into polystyreen blocks; smothering them with ink and then pushing them onto a t-shirt. It proved quite effective. Didn't Buggy-L (18 months) try to eat the ink? thankfully he was asleep for that bit.

And what was so African? the idea was to use things from the African gallary to inspire the prints. The group met in the African gallery, the kids drew the shapes they liked from some of the exhibits. The gallary had a lot of sculptures and carvings a long with a lot of pots, some strange shaped knives and lots of fabrics. In other words a lot to be getting on with.

How did it come out? remarkably well; all the t-shirts I saw looked really impressive and it gave something good for them to take home

Going again? I'll keep an eye out for other things activities and I might try the block printing with the buggies again.

What: African t-shirt printing
Where: British Museum
Cost: Free
Try: Lots of activities at Discover

The Golden Hinde

Where better to go to celebrate international talk like a pirate day than a trip to the Golden Hinde, the reconstruction of Sir Francis Drake's famous ship.

Entering the ship we joined three hapless pirates; Stinky Pete, Malicious Mick and the otherwise nameless "Captain". Through various activities including storytelling round the captains table, a tour of the ship and a treasure hunt we learned of the death of Blackbeard, the cure for scurvy (as provided by the ship's barber-surgeon, how to fire a cannon, raise an anchor and, in buggy-B's case smear our mouth with pieces of chocolate. I never knew just how much wee and poo were required in the upkeep and firing of a cannon!

This was a first class day out for the buggies; highly recommended.

What: The Golden Hinde
Where: Southwark
Getting there: Short walk from London Bridge tube
Cost: £6 adult; £4.50 concession; prices change depending on activities
Again: Definitely! The group also do various other activities
Try: Museum in the Docklands
Top tip: Careful when walking around, unless you are less than 4ft tall.

Thames Festival

Despite TfL's best efforts to stop us we made our way into London for the Thames festival starting at Tower Bridge and working our way through the streets south of the river to the Tate in time for the fire garden.

Along the we found such wonders as walking on the Thames side (buggies get muddy and find old discarded stuff), watching Tower Bridge opening (its very clever), The Golden Hind (subject of a future post...) and The Dukes Box (unexplainable; I try below).

The walk started with various stalls from many conservation, history and wildlife groups in London. Much of this interests all three buggies so a fairly good start, it also gave a good view of Tower Bridge as it managed a fairy rare mid day opening.

The Dukes Box; a car trailor containing a folky country band playing strange cover versions of popular tracks and allowing people to select the next track using a typewriter (I told you it was unexplainable) provided a good diversion from walking for a while and was the best of the day (as opposed to evening)

Further down the way we found various eateries, shows, craft stalls, etc. An opportunity to walk along the Thames by the water searching for old clay pipes and other discarded objects. And finally to the Tate in time for the Fire Garden.

I saw this in Manchester when Buggy-D was very small and was awestruck. Essentially it is artistic pyromania provided by French street artists Compagnie Carabosse. The setting outside the Tate lacked the hidden garden magic of the Manchester show but was still amazing. Buggy-L flaked at this point but both other buggies wandered entranced.

On the whole the day was rather heavy on craft stalls and eateries and perhaps a little lacking in the pockets of magic that old London could have provided. Also many of the events lacked the river theme I was hoping for. Perhaps my lack of preparation didn't help; I only walked half the length of it and don't know what wonders were to be found further on.

What: Thames festival
Where: South bank from Tower Bridge to the South Bank Centre and possibly beyond
Cost: Free
Again: Next year perhaps; but with a little more preparation!
Try: Many summer festivals